by: Sam (the Horror Man)
Directed by: Marcel Sarmento
1st off if you like rape scenes …your one sick bastard! That being said then Deadgirl is for you. This flick has everything a bad 80s teen movie requires, bad dialog, campy jokes, and a love story. Now all you do is throw in an abandoned insane asylum and a girl who can’t die- mix them all together an you get…a really screwed up flick!!!
Besides the average amount of blood and teen hormones raging the movie is sort of a bore. Plot twists are easily seen coming and the ending is a real no brainer. The only saving grace is Jenny Spain who plays the DeadGirl. She actually made you feel bad for her poor naked self. The makeup and effects are pretty standard.
Ok let’s look at those drive-inn totals.
- 4 dead bodies
- 1 case of bloody diarrhea
- 1 broken neck
- 1 blood thirsty dog
- 2 breasts
- 1 dread locked vagina
- Gun fu
- Baseball bat fu
And let’s just say for you fellas out there, imagine the girl who never says no deciding to take a bite outta you where it counts…you get the idea.
So I think this movie could’ve been better but not by the plot itself but the actors. So watch if you dare an make sure you have ice handy cuz ur junk is gonna need it!
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Till next time horror hounds.
