by: Sam (the Horror Man)
Directed by:Ruben Fleischer
Written by:Rhett Reese & Paul Wernick
I don’t have much time to do this review because my wife is in the shower an I’m on my honeymoon in Hawaii. Will this stop me from watching a horror movie? HELL NO! I dragged my new bride to a local movie theater in Hawaii. THAT’S HOW MUCH I CARE ABOUT MY REVIEWS!!!
I loved Zombieland from start to finish. The story itself is very compelling. We open the story with narration by Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) who is stuck in Z land trying to get to his parents in( you guessed it) Columbus, Ohio. On his way he lays down some rules that are explained with hilarious detail (i’ll never trust a bathroom again). He runs into Tallahassee (Woody Harelson) who is a complete badass that’s obsessed with having just one twinkie to eat.
After some fun at a Supermarket they run into Wichita (Emma Stone) and Little Rock (Abigail Breslin) who are sisters and con artists on a trip to Pacific Playland in California. A place that is rumored to be Zombie free…YA RIGHT!!! Zombie action happens fast and bloody, then they spend the night in Bill Murrays mansion…ill leave it at that.
- Too many dead bodies to count!
- Banjo fu
- Chainsaw fu
- Baseball bat fu
- Machine gun fu
- Shower curtain fu
- Toilet lid fu
- Teenage make out scene
- Head decapitation
- Hand chopping
- Bathroom stall attack
- Gas station attack
- Ghostbuster watching
Ok the special effects are amazing especially with the clown Zombie….you’ll see for yourself.
Well my wife is outta the shower and givin me the eye so I better end this. But watch Zombieland for a laugh a scare and an all around good time. My only complaint is this ZOMBIES CAN’T RUN DAMNIT!!! What you wanna argue with me, then bring it!!!
Till next time horror hounds…ALOHA and MAHALO from Hawaii