“Our closet is bigger than most people’s apartments.”
This is where I recap everything that happened on last night’s Ringer. Don’t read this unless you already watched it or are not planning on watching it, unless you don’t care to be spoiled, you spoiled brat. SPOILER ALERT!
Bridget, posing as Siobahn, finally comes out of closet, literally, and tells everyone she has a twin. But she doesn’t tell them she’s the twin and the real Siobahn is floating down the river… allegedly. She does this because Agent Machado, of the eyeliner, finally has the brains to call in Henry and Andrew the Brit and try to “shock” them with the news. It doesn’t work. He does proceed to tell them that Bridget was a hooker and a druggie which leads Andrew the Brit to bad mouth Bridget to Siobget (oh, that’s what I call Bridget posing as Siobahn because it’s so damn hard to keep typing “Bridget posing as Siobahn”). They make-out later in the episode. Scandalous.
Siobget calls her new Narcotics Anonymous sponsor, Charlie, and asks him to look into the case of the missing Gemma, cause he’s like a cop and stuff, and she finally tells him her name. He already knows it, though. In this scene we find out that Charlie is kind of cute.
The annoying teenager, Juliette, begs her dad to see the only friend she has left, Monica. She goes out partying and crashes a car. Dad takes away her trust fund. Boring. Apparently, she calls her teacher that had her back the other day instead of her father first. I smell a whole Pretty Little Liars side story going on here. Teachers dating their underage students is just gross. Stop it network TV.
Sexy Malcolm finally escapes his captors and then finds out they let him escape so he could lead them to Bridget. He escapes again, shows up at some ribbon cutting ceremony that Gemma had something to do with (how he knew Siobget was going to be there is anyone’s guess), which causes Siobget to faint and taken to the hospital. He sticks around the hospital for some dumb reason. Doesn’t he know Agent Machado, of the eyeliner, is looking for him? Andrew the Brit wants an ultrasound done on Siobget’s baby just as a precaution. What’s Siobget going to do? Panic!
We are left with Charlie finding Gemma’s car. He wipes HIS blood off of it. He then calls SIOBAHN!!!1 Then a re-enactment of the crime is shown, from how he attacked Gemma, how his blood got in the car and how her blood was all over the stairs. Siobahn is still in Paris drinking champagne, by the way.
Teaser for next week!
Ringer airs Tuesdays at 9/8 central on the CW. Go watch it already. Sheesh.